What's your problem?
In T-minus any second now,
two young impressionable
superheroes will be here.
And we need to set
the best example possible.
Ah, man, kids?
Why are kids coming here?
Because I have offered
to take these lads
under my wing,
and mold them into
the superheroes of tomorrow.
But why do they need
the molding?
So they'll grow up to be
like me, and not you.
What's wrong with us?
Everything-a!
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
They're here.
Everyone, shape up.
It is with great pleasure
that I welcome you
to the Titans...
-Yo soy Mas.
-Y yo soy Menos.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Oh, they are so full
of the energy.
(GIGGLES)
Yo, pequito amigos.
Qué onda?
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Mas. Menos. Eh.
Don't even think about it.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
-Si.
-Guys.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
(METAL CLANGING AND ECHO)
(LAUGHS) Man,
what's their deal?
Yo! I just found clip online
about Mas y Menos. Check it.
They only go fast
when they're touching,
and they only speak Spanish.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
So they go super fast
when they're touching.
That's fresh.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Guys, the learning
is happening over here.
Forget about these people.
I'm your mentor.
There's nothing
you can learn from them.
We're going to have
a lot of fun how to be
a true hero,
but I do have one rule.
No hand touching in class.
-Pero si no...
-No excuses!
I don't like
your negative attitude, Menos.
You will not jeopardize
Mas' bright future with
your shenanigans.
Get it together.
Now, lesson one.
Villains lurk around
every corner.
A.B.S.
"Always Be Suspicious."
Hey, guys, what's going on?
Es el chico Bestia.
-Or is it?
-What?
Imposter. Whaa!
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
Ah! My eye!
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Wait. This may actually be
the real Beast Boy,
but to be sure...
I'll run a DNA analysis
on his tooth.
(MUNCHING LOUDLY)
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Pizza!
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
STARFIRE: (GASPS) Look at
them go! They are even
faster than before.
ALL: Wow!
RAVEN: What do you think
they're making?
Tamales!
I don't know. This is
slightly different than
what I'm used to.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
(SNIFFS)
Ooh. That's so good.
MAS AND MENOS:
Los Tamales de Guatemala!
(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
Tamales colorados.
Tamales de elote.
Tamales de loroco.
Tamalitos de chipil?n.
Mmm. I can't believe
there are so many different
kinds of tamales.
What is going on here?
Oh. The tiny fast ones have
opened our opened our minds
to the new experience
of the tamale.
Ah. Who cares about tamales
and new experiences?
I'm trying to teach them
important stuff,
like how to be suspicious
and hit things.
Now, come on, you two,
back to work.
And no touching hands.
Time to learn about the most
important part of being
a hero.
The pose.
Knee up, at a 90 degree angle.
Shoulders back.
Fist on the hip
if you're feeling sassy.
And always... Always
look into the wind
so you can get some
of that cape action going.
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Oh, thank you. I have
been working out.
Okay, pop quiz.
Name the hero pose.
Batman. Superman.
Wonder Woman.
Aquaman. Flash. Robin.
Well done, Mas.
Menos, get your head
out of the clouds.
Eh, hey, let me get
that power up.
Get out of my way, Beast Boy.
-BEAST BOY:
What are you doing, Starfire?
-STARFIRE: (GIGGLES)
Man, this dude
is impossible to beat.
No, no, no.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Ooh. I think I understand.
We should all work together.
(ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
Bravo. Wow.
What a brilliant waste
of time and energy.
Na, man. That was
a life lesson straight up.
They're just kids.
You can't learn anything
from kids.
Mas and Menos taught us
about the value of
working together.
-That's just stupid.
-Maybe you should
let them mentor you.
You might learn something.
(ALL LAUGHING)
You're behind this, Menos.
I know it.
Something tells me
you're about to flunk out.
(CHUCKLES)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Menos, your brother has gotten
food poisoning from
a bad tamale.
You have to get him
to the hospital right now!
No time to lose!
-(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
-No time to explain.
Go! Go! Go!
Class is back in session.
All right. We've made a lot
of progress without that
troublemaker brother of yours.
Now, show me
what you've learned.
Titans! Vamonos.
Whack. Whack. Doble whack.
Well done, Mas,
well done.
But aren't we forgetting
something?
Yes! I'm finally
getting through to you.
Hey, Robin.
Have you seen Menos?
Sorry, he's not my problem
anymore.
You didn't do something
to him, did you?
What? Of course not.
He's probably around
somewhere.
I'll go find him.
Oh, hey. You're back.
Si
-Did you see Robin?
He was looking for you.
-No!
(DING)
(SNIFFS)
Que este no es mi hermano.
Uh...
V?monos!
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
A d?nde te fuiste, mi hermano?
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Robin?
Uh... Si.
I separated them so I can have
Mas's undivided attention.
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
But I'm not. Look how well
Mas has turned out.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
(BEEPING)
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
What happened?
Their energy built up
too much.
What happens
if we can't stop them?
Yo, I just found a clip online
about it. Check it.
Whoa. Why didn't Menos warn us
this could happen?
Titans, go!
Got 'em.
Lost 'em.
I've got this.
Ow!
They are too fast.
Raven, they're heading
your way!
Azarath Metrion Zin...Whoa!
My turn.
Well, you saved the day,
Robin. Again.
Yeah. You mentored us all
like a pro, bro.
And you taught us all
the lesson.
Well, you know, I try.
And what a lesson.
Sometimes you have to
sacrifice yourself for
the greater good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That was not the lesson.
The lesson was, put yourself
in the spotlight and get
all the glory.
(GROANS) You guys
never learn anything.